it's so freaking hot right now

no i'm not talking about jays jays fashions, i'm talking about the weather man!!!
and thats all you can say about weather. just stating what it already is. like small talk at parties "you look nice" "so i see you're drinking vodka" "it's a nice night". i think it'd be cool if someone just came up and said "woah man come here i have a magic carpet! lets blow this popsicle stand and make love in the sky !!!!!! woooooh!!!!".
you know not practical or true but something different.
i made a radio-ish podcast last night and it took 3 hours to mix together 40 minutes worth of me talking, sound effects and hot and happening music. there was a bit where i introduced ramona was a waitress and i stuffed up the title with an infernal speech impediment. so now i'm going to go lie in bath tub of ice with a laptop and try to get that thing online.